Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.
"I have to leave the discipline to Mom. This one can feel that I’m about to yell at her before I say a word. So she runs up to me, gives me a hug, and starts crying right away. So how can I yell at her? And this one lets me yell at her, but her face turns very dark and resentful, and it’s scary. So what am I supposed to do then? So I let Mom do the yelling. They are very attached to me. Everyone sleeps in the same bed, and they won’t go to sleep unless they are resting their head on my shoulders. Dad’s shoulders only. And it’s hard to sleep. When I’m trying to sleep they, um, sometimes they, um, try to play with my nipples."
IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!
So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…
- A - Average
- B - Below Average
- C - Can’t eat dinner
- D - Don’t come home
- F - Find a new family
Sakura, TenTen, and Temari Designs for The Last: Naruto the Movie, from the movie’s facebook page.
Favorite Anime Openings/Endings - Kuragehime
“There’s a face I want to see
And a voice I want to hear once I wake up.
Let the joy ring out.
Let’s get along today, as well.”
Koko Dake no Hanashi - Chatmonchy
This is the Caucasus region:
No white Americans, you are not Caucasian.
You learn something new everyday
And Caucasians actually includes 50 different ethnicities from SouthEastern Europe to Northern India. No Anglo Germanic people fall under that. Bye whitey.
Every Sports Interview
9. How much time do you spend drawing on an average day?
This is pretty hard to narrow down, since it depends on whether or not the school year is going and how close to finals I am, hehe. Average, 3-4, unless it’s summer time and then I have some more elbow room to kick back and occasionally take a whole day for it!
15. How long does an average piece take you to complete?
Sketches are usually under a half hour where as full, painted pieces could take me days, just because I feel like going back to a drawing with fresh eyes in the morning can do wonders for the end result.
16. Do you draw more today than you did in the past, or do you draw less?
I’d say about the same. I’ve been drawing every day save circumstances since I was around 12.